phalange:

daddyfuckedme:

Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck

Until they tell me the forth or fifth time the I’m like HOLY SHIT DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY OTHER STORIES

(via tyrannosaurs-sex)

trugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

(Source: spatula, via 0riginal)

thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

(via damn-edged)

togifs:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

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(via hate-to-love-it)

homiesexuality:

hiddle-stoned:

ironpatriotisstupid:

effielambrinitrinket:

evildudepenguin:

stillaliveglados:

((Red))

Damn it, why did they have to make this so hard?!

yellow or black

grey so i could make and use an iron man suit

Yellow

Pink

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continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds

(Photo: Intel)

Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.

Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

rydek:

this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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liarnjamespayne:

in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go

(via hate-to-love-it)

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